She's On A Fucking Rock Thats Gotta Be...

We met on Lush, in one of the chat rooms. Since then we've been flirting and hitting it off for a while, and wanted to finally take it to the next level. Her name is Paula and she’s Scottish. She’s a wee bit younger than me, but that doesn't bother either of us. She’s coming all the way to America, just to meet me. She’s never been here before, and has always wanted to come. I guess I've given her a reason to finally visit. I thought it was a joke at first, until we started making real plans. Her plane is to arrive in just a few minutes, and I can’t wait to lay my eyes upon her. Though I can’t lie, it’s her accent that I’m the most excited about. This is how it all started. She, along with everyone else knows I have a thing for accents. I mostly go weak for British, Scottish, Irish, and Wales area, though most are sexy! She would tease me a lot telling me she’d whisper and moan for me if we ever met. I plan to make her keep that promise. I hear the announcement her plane has landed,. ”The man was impressed, and then asked, “Where’s Donald Trump’s clock?”St. Peter said, “His clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, “I want to be President one day.”Trump says, “Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you retarded?”The kid replies, “You know what, I’ve changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.”Donald Trump has decided to take just $1 as his salary for the job of the President instead of the usual 400,000.That man would do just about anything to avoid paying the taxes.What’s the difference between Russia and reality?Trump had connections with Russia.Donald Trump is not a sexual abuser.He’s an alternative romantic.Donald Trump has announced that now he’s President he’s going to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.He wants to make America grate again.There’s a term for presidents like Trump.Probably not two terms though.Obama, Hillary Clinton and Trump are standing at the throne.
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